Week of September 6, 2021: “She’s a princess. Maybe she goes to the bathroom in a way we can’t imagine.”–Mistah Tinkles, a tabaxi monk commenting on the bedroom of Princess Argenta of Haven when the party noticed there was no nearby privy, nor any chamber pots present.

Week of August 30, 2021: “May the gods damn you murder-hobo adventurers!” Petit Sange, court jester of the d’Ambreville family while defending himself and his servants from a particularly aggressive party of player characters.

Week of August 23, 2021:  “Is the clam with you?”–a ranger in the laboratories of Count Hans Heinrich to a mermaid held captive there against her will, referring to a 15 foot diameter giant clam.

Week of July 12, 2021: “Crikey! It’s a Croc!”–Colour Spray, mutant from Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters in a student exchange program at Dr. Strange’s Academy for Magical Youth, when buying a toy plushie alligator in the gift shop of Bert’s Bayou Tours for classmate Violet.

Week of July 5, 2021: “Are you even a mage?”–Kirin, young magic student at Dr. Strange’s Academy in our Thursday Marvel Universe campaign. “No, I’m a mutant.”–Colour Spray, exchange student from the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters.

Week of June 28, 2021:  “What’s soap?”–Nibdo, barbarian who’s apparently never had a bath. “It’s not food.”–response written on a schoolchild’s slate with chalk by the (mute) kenku Oaaae.